Phlegm Monkey

The thick mouth mucous, spit out and retrieved by suction, over and over.

Larry played with a phlegm monkey, much to the dismay of his friends.

by Resafandrab July 11, 2011

Skank Monkey

An individual that enjoys being slapped in various non-sexual areas with male genetalia.

Dude, Sheila is such a skank monkey, she asked me to whack her in the forehead with it like four times.

by Ricky Bobby rumplestillskin August 19, 2011

PR monkey

another name for a spokesperson for a politician, organization or a company. just about any spin doctor.

Wow! BP's PR monkeys will have a hard time after the oil spill.

by JohnCaulfield October 24, 2011

monkey lipped

To put something into one's mouth, like a cigarette, straw, spoon or pen and take it out only to have it covered in saliva. Similar to the way monkeys do at the zoo when they put anything in their mouths.

Teresa took a drag off my cigarette and when I got it back she had monkey lipped it. It was almost soaked to death.

Bill borrowed my pen and while he was thinking about the problem, he put it in his mouth and monkey lipped it. When I got it back, it was dripping with spit.

by little billy boy November 22, 2011

monkey critic

Thrown poop

My cell mate monkey critic.

Throws his deuce all over my graffiti.

He thinks it don't stink.

by Tonythetiler November 24, 2021

Uncle Monkey

Uncle Monkey is a monkey and an uncle and he is funny. And he has a bad sense of humor. He's loving and likes games even though they make him yell sometimes. He's one of a kind. GOOD FAMILY MEMBER. Amazing uncle. Great with kids.

Uncle Monkey is going to the bathroom.

Antonym: Uncle Joey

by Sunstr16 November 24, 2021

Massive Monkey

A really bad insult usually to poke fun at someone being dumb or looking stupid.

Friend 1: *Stubs toe*

Friend 2: "You Massive Monkey!"

by Kaplinn May 17, 2023