car food

food that tastes like it has been dipped in gasoline, like thin mints

"UGH THESE BROWNIES TASTE LIKE CAR FOOD"

by BIGMASSIVECOCKSUCKER April 18, 2020

Don't Shoot the Car

Not to do something stupid

Mike: Hey dude I'm going to steal from Walmart, they wont stop shoplifters! (true)
Joe: Calm down man, Don't shoot the car!

by MakfromCali9109202 December 16, 2008

car eating

Someone who always starts eating the food before you get home

Jim: quit fucking car eating
Bob: fuck u man I'm hungry

by Wyates5 July 26, 2017

Car leap boyfriend

a car leap man is a man, usually a boyfriend, who is controlling with his girlfriend for no reason. usually insecure of his relationship or jealous, but overly controlling and annoying

friend: “hey wanna go to a kickback party tn? Just me and a few friends?”
girlfriend: “i would… but my bf wont let me. he doesnt allow me to party or drink or do any drugs.”
friend: “damn wtf what a car leap boyfriend”

by amy montgomery April 6, 2024

top my car out

See how fast it can go

I was trying to top my car out and see how quick I could get home

by Kurioking March 17, 2017

Asian Car wash

When a Asian chick licks your asshole...

I wanted to go to the car wash, and she said I'll give you a Asian Car wash

by Machinist425 March 7, 2017

National Car Meetup Day

National Car Meetup Day is November 5th. To celebrate: Everyone who loves cars meets at their nearest 7 Eleven at 6pm

Chad: How's it going Brad, do you know what day it is?
Brad: Yeah it's National Car Meetup Day. My local 7 Eleven is packed every year.

by TheBigTwinkie November 3, 2021