An Australian mammal found typically in the south-east, around Melbourne. He has a large head, narrow torso and long legs. His penis is around 11 inches long, and he typically mates at least 20 times per week. He spends most of the day in his den, watching live sports and masturbating to Dustin Martin highlights. When provoked, he is extremely hostile and can cause serious injury or death.
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A media tutor that always contradicts his students work and is boring as fuck. Always talks shit out of his mouth about Laurence Olivier the entire 4 weeks without starting a module and its due next week.
E.g Thomas has a brilliant idea for an advert for a 5 star Indian restaurant. However, Harry denies it and convinces them to make it resemble McDonald instead.
Harry tells his students "Don't say i like this film because..."
30min later. "I like this part of the film".
Harry tells his students "Don't say i like this film because..."
30min later. "I like this part of the film".
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Person 1: I was at a party last night and I stroked the host's cat, but I met an unwelcome surprise as it seemed that someone had been careless enough to do a Harry, so needless to say I had to clean myself up with my tongue, in a cat-like fashion.
Person 2: Wow, you skirrowed it there mate.
Person 2: Wow, you skirrowed it there mate.
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