Car

Dave Chapelle had a point about guys getting cars because they know girls like them, but it's not the reason a guy originally gets a car. It's nice to have a car if you don't have time to pedal a bike to the beach or to work.

Some guys have a car so long, they forgot why they got the car in the first place. It wasn't always a taxi to pick up chicks in, if that's what it is now.

Girl- Take me to the levi's store.
Cab Driver- Shut the fuck up, I'm already on the way!

by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021

Car

An intentional misspelling of "cat".
Usually used in a playful or ironic way. Originated from typos and evolved into its own meme.

My car is looking quite silly today!

by CakeGamez September 12, 2025

coffin car

The last car a person will ever own

Jimmy's grandpa bought a Rolls Royce reverse-mortgaging his house. Definitely a coffin car!

by homedepotcarpet February 23, 2023

car top fade

The appearance of an abundance of snow on the roof of a vehicle.

Why do people not dust off their cars completely after it snows? It looks the the Kid n Play mobile with that car top fade.

by typhoon05 December 10, 2012

Hit you with a car

A way of saying you will kiss or make out with someone.

Him: “I’m gonna hit you with a car.”
Her: “Oh yes please I want your juicy lips on mine.”

by thecorndogisstuckhelp March 20, 2020

Alpine car

I recommend NOT getting this shit car it blew up on top gear🤣 so if u want to blow up this is the car you want. There old cars were decent though

The alpine car is gonna blow up

by S7.0113 November 24, 2020

A Car's Life

A cheap shitty movie about a rebellious wannabe racecar who listens to his cousin's crazy ex to go to the mountains called the "badlands" and then she inserts a parking boot on him and his crazy pink friend and destroys his schizo of a pink friend and almost destroys Sparky (wannabe racecar) and daddy saves them in the end of the movie then they all lived happily ever after.

A Car's Life is a terrible movie

by UltimateDoge August 24, 2022