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porcelain funnel cake

The name for a shit you have after lots of chinese, thai, and mexican food which burns like hell and has pee coming out with the long skinny shit. This shit floats as well as it sits in the bowl with pee that is a similar color to the oil used to make funnel cake. This is a painful experience but one to be proud of when completed.
Yo I just made a dope Porcelain funnel cake and i'm going to take a picture of it for instagram
by Dark Thiqq boy September 27, 2020
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Fat and Meat cake

layers of steak meat, scrumptiously lined with butter, mustard and olive oil, acting as a delectable icing, covered then in lard, then baked, serves 4

- 12Lbs Beef Tenderloin
-4oz Olive oil
- 1 Tub Margarine
- 1/2 Butter (Room Temperature)
-3 Tablespoon dijon mustard

1. Slice meat into 1 inch steaks

2. Combine moist ingredients

3. Preheat oven to 420

4.Layers steaks with the moist ingredients between each steaky cakey yummy gummy layer

5.Cook that hoe

6. Diatbetes, calling your doctor and checking your blood pressure
Karen: "Honey? , Is the Fat and Meat cake ready?"
Stan: "Yes Honey, should the Fat and Meat cake be rare or well done"
Karen: "Either is fine, this is the most complex double suicide i could think of"
by scarfomfmfmfmf November 25, 2021
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Yellowstone Upsidedown cake

When a girl stands above a guy's face and urinates all over his mouth, followed by her squirting on his face to ice the cake.
Suck it, don't swallow. Oh get me a piece of that Yellowstone upsidedown cake.
by Beaver Meat November 22, 2011
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Whappin Them Cakes

1. To have vaginal intercourse. 2. Also referred to as cake whappin.
"Damn jack, you should've seen that chick I had last night. I was straight whappin them cakes, son! Word up!"
by tns_187 September 23, 2009
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When the cake falls

The instance where cake collapses helplessly
I feel sad when the cake falls.
by Toxic individual February 20, 2022
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Hot Cakes and Sausage

The act of ejaculating or cumming on a girls ass or the rims of her ass crack. The sausage will represent the penis that later goes into the vagina after the man nuts on the woman's hot cakes.
Bro she wanted breakfast so I gave her some hot cakes and sausage. She was never the same.
by AN0SEater March 18, 2020
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bangchans juicy cake

bangchans cake is beautiful and big
stay 1: look how big bangchans juicy cake is!
stay 2: is it legal to take a photo?
by iloveleeminho October 13, 2023
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