Ass Money Balls

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.

Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls

by Ray 314329 December 14, 2024

Money pies

A piece (or slice) of the pie. A large quantity of money we all desire to acquire.

Paul was working for 3 jobs so that he could stack his money pies.

by Mommastacks July 27, 2018

Fenkell J. Money

Detroit nickname for a lawyer.

Man, that Fenkell J. Money just cost me $30k, but I'm not locked up.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens May 22, 2024

money spanker

1) Derogatory British term for a foolish/idiotic/stupid person. Synonym of wanker.
2) A delicious alcoholic drink best described on BrokeAss Gourmet.

You're a fucking wanker, you money spanker!

by trojan_marxist May 4, 2009

Fap Money

Earning money by fapping. Mostly an incentive for youth by organizations like fertility clinics, sperm banks and health care centers.

Getting paid to jerk-off? Fap Money

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Money

The root cause and Solution to all the problems.

We all want to earn money

by anonymous September 4, 2021

DJ Rich Money

goofy ass soundcloud rapper that rips yeat’s instrumentals and puts sound effects over it

demarcus: this is ass, kys dj rich money

by demarcus1 July 15, 2023