hair tie story

An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.
"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"
by MissyKelliot November 29, 2017
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hair boned

When a cat totally screws over your couch.
Melissa’s cat totally hair boned Adam’s couch!
by Pacingtons December 25, 2017
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Aboody AKA Red Haired KAREN

He Likes Deez Nuts And Is A RED HAIRED KAREN
Aboody AKA Red Haired KAREN
by NotPokfan June 28, 2023
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Lego hair

gay juuler, freak in sheets, sexy hot. would succ penis if he had one. NEVER has pods and says "im itchin bro pls mango pods?????????"
me, an intellectual: have you seen white fortnite gay guy?
moaning to myself: yuh looks like Lego HAIR
by zoo pal luver September 23, 2018
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NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY

National spit on hair day is on Friday April 19. Spit on hair all day. FRFR. START YELLING WHEN SOMEONE GETS SPIT IN THE HAIR.
OH SHIT SHE JUST SPIT IN HER HAIR AHHHH EVERYONE YELLS! NATIONAL SPIT ON HAIR DAY
by neksozkdkwiskwkmwmwkxixdi April 19, 2019
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Curly Hair Fag

Usually very short, stalky, and has Curly hair women find them attractive but behind closed doors… Has Fag activities, and names usually begin with Z, A, E, and D.
yooo this curly hair fag zach admitted to our buddy aussie that he has fag activities behind closed doors.😬🤔
by RainDrop💦 October 10, 2022
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Sand In the Hair

Boojie, uppidity, geechie, stuck-up, thinking your better than someone
"YEAH...I'm going to this wedding so I got to do it uppppp!!!!!!!!!! This person has sand in the hair!
by Caramel493 December 12, 2008
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