The House of Horrible Posts

DRIGGS' and Cobra's Sexy House of Delicious Titay Fooking Whores.

Let's all titay fook L-5!

by Richard Nixon October 9, 2004

House Gremlin

A stay at home in a healthy relationship with many sources of income, often kept in hoarded stashes. They love making food. And making things to trade for other things. They are like a house elf, except they have many socks already.

My partner is a house gremlin. They made bead and worked on some pottery today.

by Chrissynitenite February 26, 2024

House Face

Your real face. The one you have walking through the kitchen Sunday morning after a 2-4 bender and only like 5 people know about.

Hero-"hey babe I showed the Easter pictures to Susan at work"
Wife- You didn't show the one with my House Face right?
Hero-"Nah bae, I got you"

by BalerionTheBlack April 14, 2021

Hooker house

This is the place a guy named Mikey would live.

Mike acts like he comes from a hooker house all ratched.

by SportyObject5 September 2, 2021

Work house

A place in which the anus of a man is stretched beyond belief.

Person: Yo Tim, where are you? You didn't answer my calls..

Tim: I'm in the work house, Cody recommended it and boy does it make fitting things easier!

Person: wow! That's more than I wanted to know man.

by @Hamletstein February 13, 2020

Horrific Housing

Funny House randomizer game where the goal is to be the last one standing to win.

(Person 1): Yo wanna play a cool game called Horrific Housing? (Person 2): Sure lol :p

by SchoolLunchIsBad March 27, 2023

waffle house

hell after 12 am

worker: welcome to waffle house we are currently in a nuclear crisis but we're still serving you.
person: waffle

by MF710 April 13, 2023