I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road.

when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.

"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"

by Turd McGurd1 September 28, 2012

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When you are feeling rich in spirit, but you are too financially poor to play music chairs. Here we go round the mulberry bush... again... cuz we're really really poor... financially...

by MK Dicky May 17, 2021

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bush tea

The act of tea-bagging a person. Nothings changed aside from the fact it’s Australian

I plugged a c*nt with my right thong and proceeded to give him some Bush Tea

by THE SHNAKEMAN May 24, 2023

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bush meet

When you’re in prison or jail volunteering on a forest fire and you meet up with your girlfriend in the middle of the forest for sex.

Joe: I arranged a bush meet for tomorrow!

Rick: I’m jealous. I’ll be breathing in smoke and fighting flames.

by sergi0 April 27, 2024

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Bush Mode

The efficient process of turning yourself from a homosapien or homoneanderthal to a bush, via a leaf.
Step 1:
Gather the leaf of a bush
Step 2:
Crouch
Step 3:
Hold the leaf close to and directly infront of your face.
Step 4:
Shout : “BUSH MODE ACTIVATE” it has to be in an Australian accent.

You: BUSH MODE ACTIVATE
Friend: Woah bro where did you go?

by the english aussie May 31, 2018

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