Sicilian Fishing Trip

(n) A journey on a boat arranged by a group of mobsters who secretly plan to kill you and toss you into some body of water. They do not have to necessarily be Italian.

Eventually the Mafia caught on to Joey's trechery and secretely took him on a Sicilian Fishing Trip out to the Mediteranean.

by Steveie_O May 3, 2006

Birthday wish fishing

When you wish happy birthday to mere acquaintances who are your friends on facebook solely because their birthday is shortly before yours. You do this because you want them to return the birthday wish and increase your birthday wall posts. If their birthday was any other time you would not even consider it.

Loser: Why didn't you wish me happy birthday yesterday? I wrote on your wall last week on your birthday.

Non-loser: I don't even know you loser, you were obviously just birthday wish fishing.

by itaub1 December 15, 2009

1+1=Fish

in the korean geometric system it is believed that all things mathematical are equivalent to a food product. this was later enforced by ninja58 and believed throughout the entire mmorpg unvierse.

ninja58: what does 1+1=?
noob: 2?
ninja58: wrong its 1+1=fish you stupid noob!! sux0rs

by JoseGuzman September 22, 2008

amazonian penis fish

the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.

jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1

by bl4ck_d0g May 24, 2008

Big Game Fish

A sexual "move" in which you get your friend to wait in your closet with a camera. Then you give it to your girlfriend from behind, wait til she is close to coming and then Big Mac (4 in the pink, 1 in the stink.. just think of how you hold a Big Mac) and with your other hand grab her neck and lift her. And as she is flopping around in your hands, your friend pops out and takes a picture.

"Yeah, last night me and charles big game fish'd joanne."

by Jasondwd November 16, 2006

Dirty Fish Hook

When you stick yer finger up a chick's poop chute, hop on her back, stick yer finger in her mouth, and give the 'ol fish hook.

Clay couldn't wait to give his wife the dirty fish hook and make her taste her own feces.

by Fudgy McPoo February 2, 2004

Russian Fish Slap

When one wets their non-errect penis and wiggles and smacks it in their partners face.
Resembling a fish out of water.

Steve: Yo, last night I was doin some real freaky shit wth my bitch.
Ron: what you do?
Steve: I did the Russian Fish Slap.
Ron: Thats pretty intense man.

by jbird1 July 30, 2011