Facebook Chair

Also known as, the toilet. So named as its the most common place smartphone users update there Facebook page

Is John on the Facebook Chair?

Bob: I have to go to the toilet.

Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?

by BettyBlue March 27, 2011

Facebook

Anniversary

Happy Facebook anniversary

by Pepepepepe1325160 May 28, 2017

Facebook Deep

When a person promotes information found solely on Facebook and other social media sites, rather than facts.

That's Facebook Deep. Your Facebook Deep

by Doll123 September 6, 2020

facebook marketplace reseller

a individual that buys stuff for very cheap on facebook marketplace then sells them on ebay for triple the price

danny: i bought a ps2 on facebook marketplace for 40 dollars and then resold it on ebay for 180!

timmy: ew facebook marketplace reseller

by tommyvercettifanclub January 4, 2025

Facebook

A website used by antivax moms/millennials posting Videos and pictures of their 2 year old

Oh look another naked baby on my grandmothers Facebook page

by w h y November 20, 2021

Facebooked

The Act of Silencing someone and taking away their freedom of speech and all their rights! Synonym cancel culture.

I said something wrong I've been facebooked!

by Jeff Casa Grande April 5, 2021

Facebook Humping

When you write messages, comment, and otherwise stalk a Facebook friend you have a major erection for, but you are not a close friend outside of Facebook.

Nancy wants to be friends with Connie in real life, but Connie doesn't want to. So, Nancy stalks Connie on Facebook, and otherwise attempts other methods of Facebook Humping.

by AnotherDudeOverThere September 12, 2011