me: omg that one kid is definitely gay, look at his outfit
other person: omg no, he has a girlfriend, he made a post about their anniversary
me: OOP bitch i’m fagged!!
other person: omg no, he has a girlfriend, he made a post about their anniversary
me: OOP bitch i’m fagged!!
by anonymous September 15, 2025

by profesor.hard.r July 15, 2022

An ex-boyfreind who purchases your aesthetically favourite cat after breaking up with you to:
A) Get over you; and
B) Revel in sadistic pleasure knowing you are unable to own a cat
A) Get over you; and
B) Revel in sadistic pleasure knowing you are unable to own a cat
by idle_automaton April 25, 2023

by Waitingforgf... May 7, 2021

A perk fag is someone who is only gay for percocets. Gay for pay for his perk habit usually with gay men. They deny they are gay but thoroughly enjoy tapping a gay man's ass for his fix. Similar to a crackhead but worse. Trading sexual favors for drugs.
Derek slept with Amos for percocets. Derek also let Ed blow him for percocets. Derek still claims to not be gay. Perk fag
by arrogant gaymer January 28, 2014

From German: An overweight man with facial hair that plays computer games and still lives with his parents. Usually in early to mid 20's.
by Chesty McBoob December 21, 2010
