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Fagged

that feeling of shock when someone you thought was gay was actually straight (faulty gaydar)
me: omg that one kid is definitely gay, look at his outfit

other person: omg no, he has a girlfriend, he made a post about their anniversary

me: OOP bitch i’m fagged!!
by anonymous September 15, 2025
mugGet the Faggedmug.

Fag

Fag: Cool guys who don’t get invited to their gay supposed “friends” rock band session
Nah bro we can’t invite them they’re fags, and we’re just fake loser friends
by profesor.hard.r July 15, 2022
mugGet the Fagmug.

Fag

An ex-boyfreind who purchases your aesthetically favourite cat after breaking up with you to:
A) Get over you; and

B) Revel in sadistic pleasure knowing you are unable to own a cat
Damn, he was one designer brand simping fag.
You should be glad you've got someone better now!
by idle_automaton April 25, 2023
mugGet the Fagmug.

Fag

Wow, Austin’s such a fag.
by KlingyKat April 27, 2021
mugGet the Fagmug.

Fag

A nickname for a cig in Britain not a gay person YOU DENSE TROGLODYTES
Hey roll up a fag will ya”
by Waitingforgf... May 7, 2021
mugGet the Fagmug.

perk fag

A perk fag is someone who is only gay for percocets. Gay for pay for his perk habit usually with gay men. They deny they are gay but thoroughly enjoy tapping a gay man's ass for his fix. Similar to a crackhead but worse. Trading sexual favors for drugs.
Derek slept with Amos for percocets. Derek also let Ed blow him for percocets. Derek still claims to not be gay. Perk fag
by arrogant gaymer January 28, 2014
mugGet the perk fagmug.

Puppy-fag

From German: An overweight man with facial hair that plays computer games and still lives with his parents. Usually in early to mid 20's.
Bro, you are such a puppy-fag
by Chesty McBoob December 21, 2010
mugGet the Puppy-fagmug.

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