zuck me daddy

Zuck me daddy also spelt ("Zucc Me Daddy" or "Zucc me" Like "Succ me daddy" or "Succ me") is either:
1. A term used by the internet to annoy Mike Zuckerberg

2. A misspelling of "Suck Me Daddy"

3. Like Asking to Be Zuckerberged

Mike Zuckerberg: What is Zuck Me Daddy what does that mean

by SatireSeal May 19, 2017

petty baby daddy

A dude who impregnated you who sits around bashing you all day for his faults. Fails to show or say what he has done to make you this way. Still holds onto grudges and finds the most ignorant amature ways to upset you. Every chance he gets he try to belittle you and slander your name. Hold onto feelings that need to be released.

Girl my petty baby daddy over here lying about what really happened trying to make himself look good.

by HonestyOnly February 14, 2018

baby daddy in law

Your baby mommas new man.

My kids step dad is my baby daddy in law

by Spaghetti dudette November 25, 2018

llama daddy's kitchen

a five-star restaurant that delivers food using specially trained llamas.

E: Have you ever ordered from Llama Daddy's Kitchen?
A: Nope.
S: You loser

by eeeeeva January 11, 2021

it’s been a year daddy

something you say to your friends to annoy the fuck out of them

it’s been a year daddy, i really really miss you

just look it up on youtube, you’ll find it :)

by quandale dingle lore June 4, 2022

choke me daddy

A father that will restrict your airflow

Augh, augh, choke me daddy

by ilysmhibik March 9, 2023

daddys football champion

What my non existent girlfriend calls me while having sex and is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch while drinking half sweet tea and half beer. A popular drink on a hot day in the south.

Yea he’s daddys football champion

by Idkwhatsgoingonwithlife September 22, 2020