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cream my skippies

A common expression to express the impending ejaculation in one’s pants. Commonly due to excitement or anticipation of a gleeful event.
Oh man, if i have one more bite of dessert I’m gonna cream my skippies

Goodness gracious, I got put between Megan and Pam in the homecoming grind train and nearly creamed my skippies.
by tinypelican January 13, 2025
mugGet the cream my skippiesmug.

Ice Cream Sandwich

When you turn your partner on their side and stuff their little holes with your ice cream
Man last night my friend gave me the best ice cream sandwich in my asshole!!!!
by glizzy mentality July 30, 2023
mugGet the Ice Cream Sandwichmug.

cream buttowski

when she creams and it funnels back to her butthole
I had my girl doin a cream buttowski last night, dawg!
by conjoined pimps April 27, 2022
mugGet the cream buttowskimug.

Cali Cream

Getting cummed in on a beach and pushing it out onto the sand like it’s seagull shit🏝
Damn! Did you just step in some Cali Cream?
by commiemommieeee March 20, 2021
mugGet the Cali Creammug.

cream

Cream is an edible white paste-however not all cream is edible such as shaving cream ,etc
by ugsdenploy August 29, 2021
mugGet the creammug.

Flaming butterscotch cream pie

to poop in someones pants set it on fire and throw it at their head, while yelling "mmm, taste good."
last night at the party I got a flaming butterscotch cream pie after a few drinks. It was awesome and I heard it's on Youtube.
by acshowtime February 22, 2011
mugGet the Flaming butterscotch cream piemug.

Midget cream

When a midget drops the soap when they are covered In god's soapy goodness and some pedophile mistakes them for a child In prison and uses them as a flesh light because they don't value midget's as real people. And therefore their pee pee sneezes and covers the midget In little fishes and the soap therefore making midget cream as It mixes with their insides.
Jeff: Why how was your phat old sex micky
Micky: why It was tasty as I has some good midget cream
Jeff: Oh why that's kinda fucked Micky
Micky: I am pedophile what do you expect numb nuts
Jeff: this Is why your wife left you
Micky: Do I look fat In these clothes?
by Garry Epstein March 19, 2023
mugGet the Midget creammug.

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