Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
Get the Chocolate Top Hatmug. by Loverditgdi December 29, 2019
Get the Top dogmug. Top cat is an amazing female, good in the bed , crazy bitch in real life ! If u ever get u a top cat keep her ! She is also very athletic, smart , but evil
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Top catmug. Tops code or Tower of Phone Snapping Code, is for tower problems if the support is not ok or other reasons.
ToPS Codes can be different.
“ToRS” (Torn Dressing, Or building) “ToWP” (Tow vehicles getting destroyed) “FoTP” (Fart Extinguishes)
If for a use for important things, “IpOP” (Important message)
ToPS Codes can be different.
“ToRS” (Torn Dressing, Or building) “ToWP” (Tow vehicles getting destroyed) “FoTP” (Fart Extinguishes)
If for a use for important things, “IpOP” (Important message)
by Wick5 June 20, 2023
Get the ToPS codemug. A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert
by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019
Get the Top Shaggermug. A top who only gives during sex, and never receives due to PTSD or other traumatic experiences. This could include dysphoria or extreme insecurity.
by carol aird April 20, 2020
Get the trauma topmug. When a person is smart and knows or understands more than you think they do, when you are talking about something you want to keep on the downlow.
by Gorgophone June 30, 2023
Get the on topmug.