smokers titties

The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.

I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...

by Handsome Van September 26, 2017

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Skin titties

The flappy excess skin in the general area of the chest on an elderly gentlemen.

"Look at them skin titties on grandpa" "his skin titties flap faster than the flag"

by Carforters June 5, 2016

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Titty chocolate

When you have chocolate on your tittie.

When you are eating a lot of chocolate and you look down and see a little that dripped on your boobie and you just got to lick that titty... Titty chocolate

by JohnTheLongJohn December 17, 2016

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FUCKIN TITTY BITCH

An expression of extreme pain. Mentally or physically.

When John stubbed his toe he said “ FUCKIN TITTY BITCH!!!”

When Linda didn’t respond to Joe’s message within a week he thought “ FUCKIN TITTY BITCH MY FEELINGS ARE INJURED!!”

by M4DL4DS February 12, 2021

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