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Post-parandial Pie

When you have a cheeky pie and accidentally snooze for six hours....
''Where's the boss, he shoulda been at work six hours ago?! "
"He was knackered and had a post-parandial pie, you'll see him tomorrow."
by VetBoy05! June 27, 2022
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Salami cream pie

The act of getting but fucked by two guys and another guy shoving his pecker down your throat all whilst getting filled with jiz.
Will bill: You missed it Michael I had me a good ole salami cream pie last night.
Michael : yea I know I was the leader , you was passed out drunk so me and a couple of my boys gave you a salami cream pie.
by Chop stick jack February 17, 2021
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Pumpkin Pie

A pie that usually contains or appears to contain pumpkin ingredients. It is often associated with Thanksgiving.
Can someone please pass me the pumpkin pie?
by Achromatic Chameleon June 14, 2018
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Kentucky Steam Pie

A very intriguing moment during sex when you put an ice-cube in a hole (any hole) and the penis gets hit with a torch very lightly and you proceed the act.
Oh man Im craving a Kentucky Steam Pie right now.
by Peesockjimmy May 10, 2022
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Pie Bowl

A fat man that gets lots of women and no one understands how. He is a super cool guy that is easy to get along with.
Damn! Pie Bowl is at it again! Did you see that cute girl he slept with?! I don't understand how he does it.
by Jeff Z May 24, 2016
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American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.
by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023
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shepperd pie

A very bizarre sex move were a person feels sexually aroused by farmyard animals sitting on them and laying waste on there stomaches or chest.
"O my god what are u making that horse do to u". Steven said. "O Steven its ok it called a shepperd pie" said Roger.
by thats random October 14, 2009
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