Volunteer Fire Fag

A male, usually age 25-50, who volunteers on a rural fire department. This male usually works at a 9-5 job, leaving that job for every call, and claims PTSD from a grass fire. This faggot usually is anti EMS and pro running sirens and horns at 3am in the town of 500 people. You will also find this faggot spending large amounts of public funds for rescue gear that they will never use.

Hey Brad, did you see that volunteer fire fag establish scene command after there was already a unit on scene?

Hey Chief Jacqui, why did your volunteer fire fag nearly kill me with his decked out POV going 75mph in town to the dumpster fire?

by Azzhole69 March 28, 2023

What the Fire

Another version of what the fck. An expression used when a person is utterly shocked.

John: I am double-jointed
Jake: What the fire?!

by umm...anonymous June 6, 2023

Zombie fire

It seems like a smoldering wildfire would melt all the snow packed on top of it. Even if people are told the fires that start in the spring in Siberia come from wildfire smoldering under the snow, it seems like the snow would either extinguish the fire or melt in the process.

Zombie fires a little bit hard to believe.

by The Original Agahnim December 10, 2021

fire

a slang for shank in prison

Prisoner: ill give you fire for 10 soups

by prison slang 121 March 12, 2020

redbull fire

When you drink red bull and masturbate and your dick catches on fire

Bro I drank a Red Bull and masturbated... not a good idea total RedBull fire

by Dicklover94 April 5, 2017

New Jersey Fire Hydrant

When your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the piss aroma that presides on her lower body. (Exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)

Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”

Mike: “haha sick”

by Meatlocker boys May 31, 2018

fire betty

A fire crotch from a military bitch

Dude I spent the night in Fort Worth with a total Fire Betty

by Sheafirebetty August 4, 2018