Play the Greek Drum Kit

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.

Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.

by Bibbini June 3, 2024

Playing Shaker

Coded language for a touring musician sneaking away to masturbate

“Where’s Ed?”
“I think he’s back on the bus”
“Playing shaker?”
“Definitely.”

by Rodd Richards July 20, 2022

Go play chess

An intelligent way to say go fuck yourself to a teammate in online video games.

wtf u doing? go play chess
dude, delete the game and go play chess

by trovlerboker October 18, 2022

Conor Plays

Strategies in a video game that are so stupid, they actually work. They’re so unexpectedly dumb, it actually tricks enemies.

“This kid is straight up just doing Conor Plays”

by NastyOldTree January 22, 2025

Nahhhhhhhh Play until we loose

Now we gotta play till 4am and loose all our elo on rocket league or sedge

Shit bro that’s our 8th loss I’m getting off. Nahhhhhhhh Play until we loose

by LaCo k March 24, 2023

playing for the same team

Gay. If someone (of the opposite sex) is playing for the same team as you, it means they are also after the the same sex (love interest-wise) as you.

Tyrone: Ayo, man. I like Gina, you think you could hook a nigga up?
Jamal: Nah, nigga, she’s playing for the same team as us.
Tyrone: Damn, she’s gay?!
Jamal: Yeah, nigga. She after them girls too.

by BayneWruce February 9, 2024

in my basement really high playing guitar

knocking a man named Jackson off a scooter at 20mph

David: "Where were you the night that Jackson fell off of his scooter at 20 mph"
Mark: "I was in my basement really high playing guitar"

by WadedVinos July 17, 2020