tank top tony

The guy who fucks your girlfriend or wife while you're in jail.
My girlfriend hasn't answered the phone in three days! Let me find out that Tank Top Tony has been sneaking around my house while I'm stuck in here.
by Sideshowrob June 29, 2024
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in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.
"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."
by JackMasterBater November 09, 2023
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ball up top

When faced with a difficult or emotionally charged situation, "ball up top" is used to keep composure and handle the problem with a calm, controlled demeanor.

In September 2024, X user @kfmsr discovered he was not the parent of his alleged child. He responded to this statement with a calm demeanor, retweeting "She ain't mine. Ball up top 🚶🏿 ♂️".
I found out my long-distance girlfriend was not taking 'night shifts' at her job. Ball up top.
by lilwizardry September 14, 2024
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Ball up top

“Ball up top” is a saying in pickup basketball that means the ball is returned to the top of the key and alerts players that the next point is starting.

Often used to indicate that one is moving on.
Just found out my daughter ain't mine. Ball up top🚶🏿 ♂️
by maximi September 14, 2024
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Top-toed

A woman who is vastly attractive to the outward eye but is shy and not aware/conscious of how beautiful she is.
“Wow. I’ve never met a person as top-toed as she is. What a fascinating young lady.”
by Olsacellist December 24, 2023
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Pizza-top it

To avoid the police while driving drunk and/or speeding, by using the pizza delivery roof topper you kept after Papa John's fired you.
Man, I'm totally wasted and there are cops everywhere. Gonna have to pizza-top it.
by ChakaSlestack October 17, 2011
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Top stuff

Sexual things like kissing,getting down on breasts and giving hickeys
-"Yo i heard there was an orgy list night,did you go?"
-"Yea but i didn't fuck "
-"Really"
-"Yea top stuff only"
by Jayc28 February 25, 2023
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