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Happiness always ends

Hey! I wrote a monologue kind of loke that years ago! Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland are my biggest fans! That shit was cold as ice!
Hym "Yeah! Best monologuer! 'Happiness always ends' from Rick and Morty s7. Dan! DAAAAN! Make Jordan come here and see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... The trash bin is full again but it's still cool. The weathers going to start heating up so... It's gonna stink soon... Look, I'm violating the cleanliness clause of my lease agreement, ok? Tell him he can bring his paid security he's so proud of... They don't get to see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can though... IT'S NOT FOR YOU!"
by Hym Iam April 28, 2024
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happy gargoyle

The sexual act of furiously or aggressively preforming anal sex either using a penis or some other phallic object so deeply that the persons body and face tense up and convulse in a bout of agony and pleasure resembling a gargoyles stony posture.
Frank: So how did last night go with carol?

Ted: Well we started to bang and I thought I fuck her up the ass. I think I did it a bit to rough though.

Frank: Why do you say that?

Ted: Cause midway though she started to look like a happy gargoyle
by Matthias The ''nat'' lover January 6, 2016
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Happy

Happy is a choice, not a feeling..
I'm really fucking tired of faking to be happy for someone.. I just can't do it anymore..
by giyanna_jakobi_forever<3 January 12, 2022
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Happy toking

Wishing well unto others who are about to toke up.
Do you mind if we smoke this blunt?

Nah man , happy toking!
by Echo_22 October 13, 2025
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eat the happy meal

by illuminutteh September 15, 2017
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Bingus Happy Day

Bingus Happy day is on February 13th every year and on this day we celebrate our Lord and Savior, Bingus.
Person 1: My birthday is on February 12.

Person 2: THAT'S A DAY BEFORE BINGUS HAPPY DAY
by gr3yd4y November 15, 2023
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happy monday mother fuckers

its a great way to start your social mondays with friends
On a really bad day you only have one thing to say and if not then just say happy monday mother fuckers.
by slamdee July 15, 2017
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