facebooking

facebooking is when using facebook for EXTREMELY long amounts of time
and/or never get off facebook

"hey is such a facebooker he never gets off facebook"
"yeah i know he is facebooking all the time"

by instagramer June 2, 2014

facebooker

a facebooker is someone who never gets off facebook and/or stays off
for EXETREMLY long amounts of time

"yo robbie is such a facebooker all he ever does and sit there in class and do stuff on facebook"
"yeah he's such a facebooker

by instagramer June 2, 2014

facebook only family

A family on Facebook that people create so they don't have to do anything in real life. Includes tagging photos as if they were really there , Posting Past pics and liking all your family photos but Haven't seen them in years..

Facebook only family's crack me up.

by crazyhadenough June 10, 2014

Facebook Flurry

A notification phenomena that occurs on FB that begins as suddenly as it ends.

One minute I was in the throes of a Facebook flurry with nearly half the people I was connected to "like," thread reply & private message wise & the next minute all manner of FB activity ceased & desisted.

by upsydaisyum August 22, 2014

Facebook Yanni

Social networking prophets / happy people who blab constantly about life's pleasantries, reasons for gratitude, motivational garbage and intelligent sounding sentiments of chirpiness.

Facebook Yanni is at it again with her filtered photo of baby birds hatching, telling me to "move forward" and "let it go" because "we should be grateful" that we are "blessed". Bite me, Facebook Yanni. I know you're as miserable as the rest of us are.

by SheLarry66 October 3, 2014

Facebook sick

Where you are calling in to work that day (faking illness) to do something else & you have so many coworkers as facebook friends that you pretend to be "Facebook sick" the night before so it looks good the go MIA from Facebook till you go back to work

Facebook update: " ***** not feeling so good think I might be coming down with something :(

text to friend "don't worry we are still on tomorrow had to be Facebook sick for work tho"

by janielletin October 3, 2014

facebook snake

A person who only adds you on facebook,to spy on your life.
This person also likes every status and picture you post.They never talk to you in general,only when it benefits them.

That persons a facebook snake,spying on me,but never speaks.Unless it suits them.

by snakecatcher14 December 21, 2014