Solar Douche Darkus

Any most evil, undignified, cruel, perverted, sickening, piece of human pile to exist in our time and space continuum.

Based on Solaras Darkony (2010-2099)

Man 1: Aye, did you fuck Candy last nite?

Man 2: Naw She wouldn't fuck so i raped her in da ass then licked the blood out her asshole

Man 1: Gross dats so Solar Douche Darkus

by R Crumb March 10, 2010

Muscular Douche-trophy

When a formerly sweet and slightly chubby guy gains a little muscle and turns into a total womanizing douche.

"Man, Ben used to be such a sweet guy."
"Yeah but then he got ripped and he's a total asshole."
"Definitely a case of Muscular Douche-trophy."

by TheLassJessie July 14, 2018

Pulling the douche cord

Like pulling the ejector seat, only for a douche.

That dude is so stupid. I think we should be pulling the douche cord.

by roxyboboxy December 16, 2011

charizard douche nozzle

in insult for people who are cocky nerds who act condescending when you don't know something or don't understand something right away.

John: I don't get it.
Ed: Geez, it deals with limits. Duh!
John: You're such a Charizard douche nozzle!
Ed: What?
John: You don't know?! Gosh you're dumb!

by jigglypuffer:) December 2, 2010

Douche Bag Darrell

Somebody who you think is a complete moron, doesn't think before they act or does stupid/funny shit; just retarded.

Scott is such a Douche Bag Darrell, i cant believe he did that in class yesterday.

by Ja-jay1904 May 18, 2007

Tour le Douche

Term to describe the Douche-like wankers dressed up in Lycra who get off by riding around city streets on road racing bicycles. Generally the most dangerous, ignorant and arrogant of all road users.

Bill: Dude, I was cycling to work this morning; indicating to turn right, and this Lycra covered Douchestain, came flying past, overtaking me on my right hand side - he was this close!

James: Dude, if he slowed down, he wouldn't come first in the Tour le Douche. You should have popped a clothesline on his fool ass...

Bill: Aaaaaaaaaaaaay

by Carlos467 August 3, 2010

douche nozzle rejects

the greatest band to ever live.. the next big thing. with the best beat maker and lyrical artist ever known to live. also known as DNR

sound- "were not kiwi kids but were so fuckin rad...."
kid 1- "damn bro who is tht?. tht shit is dope"
kid 3- "its douche nozzle rejects theyre so fuckin great"

by callmerockstar March 25, 2010