Daddy thigh massive

The most godliest person you will ever meet. They produce cum pasta from their toes and they have 69696969696969696969 foot long thighs.
They will suck your toes
They will also shove macaroni and cheese up your ass without warning

Daddy thigh massive please shove macaroni up my ass

by Father thighs January 1, 2021

powdered sugar daddy

Similar to a sugar daddy but reserved for older, older men. Hence powdered sugar. Like great grandpa old. Usually mid 80's to mid 90's, wealthy, retired but definitely not tired.

"Did you hear about (insert person's name older than 18 but younger than 30)? She found a powdered sugar daddy and now she has someone to buy her alcohol!"

by Vachinadoll July 18, 2017

daddys football champion

What my non existent girlfriend calls me while having sex and is playing footsie with you, and her foot travels up to your crotch while drinking half sweet tea and half beer. A popular drink on a hot day in the south.

Yea he’s daddys football champion

by Idkwhatsgoingonwithlife September 22, 2020

llama daddy's kitchen

a five-star restaurant that delivers food using specially trained llamas.

E: Have you ever ordered from Llama Daddy's Kitchen?
A: Nope.
S: You loser

by eeeeeva January 11, 2021

baby daddy in law

Your baby mommas new man.

My kids step dad is my baby daddy in law

by Spaghetti dudette November 25, 2018

bald headed daddy

the father of a spoiled girl who always gets what she wants

"i really want a new chanel purse"
"just go ask your bald headed daddy"

by minionluvr288 April 7, 2022

serial baby daddy

A man who knocks up multiple women and is likely to take no responsibility in his actions.

Guy 1: Did you hear Arnold got another girl pregnant?

Guy 2: What?! He's definitely a serial baby daddy.

by kingslayer1234 May 25, 2020