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Chris

Chris is the best brother I had I love him we are brothers forever sometimes we fight for good reasons he is clumpsy as me Chris we love each other but we fight and we both get mad he plays alot sometimes he hits me and I get mad but he says sorry so I bearly get mad at him he is a nice and great and the best brother ever
I love Chris with all my heart and he does to.
by Never kev October 20, 2019
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chris fleming

thinks hes ard but ill take his trainers
by …nocallerid… April 13, 2024
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Chris Woods

Chris Woods is Breanna’s daddy hes the best boyfriend ever he’s got a BIGGGG dick abs and amazingggg eyesssss I love him sm
I be screaming daddy I love youuuu Chris Woods is a whole ass snack
by @tusbdy2134739 October 10, 2018
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chris warnica

In the city of Whoville, there lived a man named Chris Warnica, With a neck so long and fat, it made folks say, "Oh my, I never did see-ka!" He loved McDonald's, oh yes indeed, Their burgers and fries were just what he'd need. With a neck so long, he'd peek through the door, "Hello, dear McDonald's, I'm back for some more!" The cashier would smile and say with delight, "Welcome back, Chris, your order's just right." He'd munch on his burgers, savoring each bite, With a grin on his face, oh, what a sight! But one day, oh dear, as he munched on his meal, some bullies came by, with hearts made of steel. They pointed and laughed at Chris's long neck, Saying rude things that made him feel like a wreck. But Chris was no quitter, oh no, not he, With a twinkle in his eye, he began to decree: "I may have a long neck, but I'm proud as can be, And I love McDonald's, can't you see?" The bullies stopped laughing, their hearts touched by his cheer, They apologized to Chris, feeling quite sincere. From that day forward, they all became friends, Sharing burgers and fries, making amends. So remember dear friends, no matter your size, Or the length of your neck, or the shape of your eyes, It's the love in your heart that truly does matter, So spread joy and kindness, and watch your life scatter, With happiness and laughter, like Chris Warnica, With a neck so long and fat, in the city of Whoville-ica!
Let’s pull a Chris Warnica and hit the school forrest for a good ol’ time.
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Chris Tharby

Is a man that engages into conversations with piffle that has nothing to do with the subject and often found trying to rebuild pergeot 205 GTI'S
by PUG205TWAT March 26, 2023
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Chris

The type of person that will be your best friend in the beginning and by the end will leave you wondering what you did wrong and then act like you never existed or that he/she cared. Also only be around for his happiness not yours and he not a real man because he won’t own up to his shit.
Wow Chris is my best friend I’m so lucky to have her
by Dinosaurlover.21 January 26, 2019
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Chris

Laid back most of the time but always down to fuck some shit up. (ESPECIALLY in bed)
Guys wanna be his friend, girls wanna get in his bed.
“Aye, call Chris and let’s go fuck some shit up.”
“Chris is daddy
by That one bank lady January 8, 2020
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