Bazey bird

Attractive female.

Male 1: Hey yo, did you see that bazey bird over there?!

Male 2: Yeah bro, she's definitely a 9!

by Deltafour February 3, 2012

3am bird

A girl that you pick up in a club, bar, street or late night venue at 3am in the morning.

Usually pretty ugly, larger than the average, and very open to invites from anyone who is interested.

John: "How was your night?"

Richard: "Oh met a 3am bird and took her home!"

John: "Unlucky, but sometimes required :-)"

Richard: "True, but waking up next to her was very unlucky"

by TrayManator February 23, 2012

Bocking bird

Chicken named David. found on most farms, usually in a pile of dung.

Our bocking bird has ecolli. poisoning.

by Zavisti November 30, 2011

Bird's Nest

When you get jizz in your pubes and you leave it and let it dry into a bird's nest.

I ran out of tissues wanking so I had to make a bird's nest.

by thejug02 January 17, 2012

Silent Bird

The act of giving the middle finger to someone after they left the room or the area. Also included is the double silent bird when both hands are used.

My boss came in and chewed me out for not getting started with the project he never told me about. I nodded while he was describing the project but when he left I flipped him the silent bird.

by klamasa March 19, 2011

Birds Nest

The hair surrounding your butt-hole that when grown out completely can become tangled and resemble a birds nest.

I shaved my birds nest last night, it itches so bad.

by t_bagz July 21, 2011

Brandish the Bird

1)Flipping someone off.
2) Passionately or meticulously sticking up the middle finger
3) Portraying your lack of care or hate in the form of lifting that finger in the middle of each hand up.
4) Saying fuck you in the form of a hand gesture

Did he just brandish the bird at me?

or

The chick gave me an attitude, so I brandsihed my bird and left.

by hihurdler110 July 31, 2011