American Lawn mower

: when a dad over the age of 30 beats his meat to his freshly mowed lawn

Hey son wanna mow the lawn so we can jerk off to it. American Lawn mower

by Wolvesgottalong September 9, 2021

American Psychopathy

(noun) A term in modern political discourse describing individuals with psychopathic traits who are drawn to positions of power, including political office, driven by a desire for control and prestige. These individuals exhibit malignant characteristics such as superficial charm, manipulativeness, lack of empathy, grandiosity, and deceitfulness. Their traits influence decision-making and public interactions, suggesting a tendency to pursue power for personal gain rather than the public good.

American Psychopathy calls out today’s politics for what it is—a high-stakes hustle where charisma beats credentials, lies sell better than truth, and public service is a grab for clout and cash.

by Truth Crusader March 5, 2025

American

Translates in the English language to “Retard” plural “Americans” is “Retards”

Oh look that retard (American) playing football

by EDL AARON December 30, 2021

American Senses

The uncanny, and supernatural ability that any, god loving American patriot can sense oil within a radius of 50 Big macs

God loving American patriot: Man my American senses are going nuts why does a backwater town in the middle of nowhere have oil?

by God Loving American Patriot August 10, 2023

American Revolution

A time where America was trying to be Independent from Great Britain and caused the Seven Year War in 1700s

YANKEE DOODLE was created in the American Revolution

by Best Definer in Urban Dictiona July 24, 2020

Little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBE X

A board game that is played with a dice and the game pieces have names as in TOEHUN and MEXIT and MUAHLONNBE who ever choose muahlonnbe is the player 1 and who ever choose MEXIT and TOEHUN is player 2 muahlonnbe and MEXIT must start on the start box player 1 roll first and then player 2 roll each player must take turns rolling unto one of then roll a 5 or 6 if player 1 rolls a 5 then he or she moves to 5 the samething with player 2 but if player 1 rolls a 6 then he or she lose samething with player 2 but if player 1 wins the first round then player 2 have to play with TOEHUN the last player 2 game piece and if player 1 land on game over then the game board will say game over player 1 better luck next time but if player 2 land on game over then the board game will make a explosion bomb sound. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created my own board game little AMERICAN MUAHLONNBE X. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 3, 2022

American school

An american school, aka a shooting range, is where hillbillies go to test there aim.

"hey dude, do you want to go practice our aim with my new m16 i bought at target?"

"Ok, i will meet you at the shooting range... Wait nvm, we will meet at the american school."

by Oven whaleson November 6, 2021