The act of wrapping your penis in sand paper and blasting someones asshole with your fat cock, Aka engaging in anal sex with a penis covered in a sandpaper condom!
by Junktap April 28, 2014

After completing “The Captain’s Surprise” the giver will unplug from the receiver and then use the captains hat to catch any lose shit protruding from the asshole of the receiver. Then, the giver will place the shit filled hat on the receiver while blowing a foghorn.
The Captain’s Special (verb) Jonathan’s hair was caked with shit after receiving “The Captains Special” from Gary. The captains special was a shitty experience.
by Jamsandwich1 June 13, 2023

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by Realdealriz October 18, 2023

Dilly dally and overpay at the last minute
Person 1: are you planning to join us in Portugal this weekend? We want to plan our stay...
Person 2: I could book now, lock in my flights and help us plan the weekend better... but I am going to wait instead and get a Woodward special
Person 2: I could book now, lock in my flights and help us plan the weekend better... but I am going to wait instead and get a Woodward special
by anony89mous September 1, 2020

by birdcake January 10, 2022
