Dah P Mplugge

A process where a notable NUL alumni engages in matchmaking activities to help people get their soul Mates and casual sex when necessary.

The fear of approaching girls at NUL is not detrimental to one's endeavours to get a soul mate due to the Dah P Mplugge process

by Dah Matso September 22, 2022

P squared

When some kid has a long name with the initials PP

Me: My name's Parker Pacingiousrimanigusilanerisamina!
Teacher: erm... I'll just call you P squared.

by R/SpicyMemeLord November 26, 2019

p squared

gettin some because said pussy felt bad for you.

"Pity Pooter"

Setting FirePit
Penis: Hey Vag do you like Josh
vagina: No i just felt bad.
Penis: What do you mean?
vagina: I let him finger me :(
penis: hahahahah lololooo Rotflsauce
Vagina: Dont tell him
Penis: okay we"ll just make up a nick name

PITY POOTER=p squared

by crazyshoewilliams July 14, 2009

Hache P

How British people say HP (hit points) in gaming. They actually make the H sound at the start.

Commentator 1: "And Charizard hangs on with 1 Hache P."

Commentator 2: "Don't you mean HP?"

Commentator 1: "No, I'm just speaking the King's English, you rascally yank."

by MeaningChronicler April 28, 2024

P no p

P no p - pretty no personality someone who’s fine asf but has no personality mainly social media thots

James - dang she fine

Jake- nah bro I heard she’s p no p

by Ashnocash June 08, 2022

P no p

Pretty no personality

Nate - she’s fine asf

Chris - nah bro I heard she p no p
Nate - p no p?
Chris - pretty no personality

by Ashnocash June 08, 2022

Generation P

A satirical label that should be in use instead of "Generation Z" because that generation's behaviors begin with "P". They are Pussies, they have Pity Parties, expect Participation awards pushers, Perpetrate the rich or caucasian, Pseudoword Producers, Pessimistic Protestors, Progressive Preachers, Posers, Pathetic, Pushing Policies for the 2% Population. Picketers, Punishers, Pacified, Perturbed

Generation P is so used to getting trophies just for participating. I heard one kid crying at the office because his email said "Thanks for your input," but he didn't get a certificate he could frame for it!

by Pixie Dynamo November 08, 2023