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by Uhidkwhatodoanymore June 3, 2022
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k.

"k." is the ultimate passive agressive machine, it is used as a replacement for "ok" because, lets be honest, who has the time to spell "Ok"?
Raise your hand if you do.
Thats right, none of you raised your hands, end of discussion.
XX_LegitSoundingContactNameHere_XX: yo dude you are now our overlord.
Dude is typing...
Dude: k.
by XX_LegitSoundingUsername_XX November 29, 2017
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K

K? K what? The letter before L? The letter after J? Did you know that in JK the K stands for “kidding?” So your reply is “kidding?” or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K for breakfast? K as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks have a K in it. "K"? Are you freakin' kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life working on this and your response to me is "K"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only letter you can comprehend is "K" - or are you just some idiot who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless my work is? Well, I'll have you know that what I've made here is NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my work checked by several professors of art, even the ghost of Bob Ross. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "K" once again. Do I give a damn? No, does it look like I give even the slightest damn about a single letter? I bet you took the time to type that one letter too, I bet you sat there and admired my amazing creation for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so freakin' pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that.
Child: Hey, do you want to play Fortnite

Friend: K
by K_45678 April 1, 2021
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K-LUCK

"There's a story about a feared legend called "Köhler". He was one with the force, but the force turned his back on him. Since he wandered around without any guidance, the K-Luck found his unprotected soul and invaded him. From this day on, every small spark of luck was forever gone. Ancient legends say that his soul is still wandering around searching for a grain of luck.
Damn. The K-Luck is with me. My package got lost, my appointment got cancelled.
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
by LostSoulAT November 11, 2020
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it’s K’s

Saying you’re done with something. Or it could mean a failed attempt
If I find out he’s cheating it’s K’s
by Emojiiiloverrr March 30, 2024
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k

understood. I do not wish to attempt to express myself further in a text message. If you're feeling self conscious feel free to give me a call, and we can discuss further.
(conversation via text message)
Police Officer: Your Daugter just had a hart attack and plowed into a school bus full of honor role kids. They both tumbled off of a cliff and landed on a poorly constructed orphanage...

Parent: k
by DjHooker May 16, 2023
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K!NG

K!NG is a bass trap producer on soundcloud and has really good music so go check him out

soundcloud.com/ pr0d_king
uhhhh idk follow k!ng on soundcloud
by prodk!ng January 2, 2021
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