Brain dead moment

A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.

Subject A: “Bruh! You closed the door in front of me!”
Subject B: “Sorry! Brain dead moment!”

by Mentally Screwed March 11, 2022

Blue Brain

Term to describe someone who seems to have lost all of their intelligence after dying their hair blue.

That girl over there is the dumbest girl I know. She is a blue brain.

by BestD!ck5uck3r March 16, 2022

Brain Teasers

The Brain Teasers make your brain funny "Moonlight nigga why you trippen get your moonlight yuh"

I love Brain Teasers.

by SSSyourdad March 25, 2022

Brain Cancer

When someone gives you immaculate brain and warps your perception of reality so much to where you got to much brain and now it’s not alive.

Shawty brain so good it gives me brain cancer

by IBeDoingWork March 28, 2022

Brain Mushroomed

When somebody you are sitting behind is annoying you and you want to inflict immense pain give them a mashy mushroom!This is when you jump onto a desk and volley the back of their head so hard it slams down into the desk for DOUBLE DAMAGE!This will turn them into a vegetable because of high amount of brain cells missing (eg turning them
Into a “mushroom”)

Owen was being a right helmet in class , he’s lucky he didn’t get brain mushroomed.

by Abdullah69yamum November 17, 2021

Gonzo Brain

Gonzo brain is when a persons mind veers dangerously off track; like losing their train of thought, where the one subjected to gonzo brain cannot formulate any real tangible and communicable ideas, and sometimes is left with feelings of impending doom. An occurrence that is more prevalent when subjected to brain injury, mental illness, or the use of psychedelic drugs.

I remember babbling to Tyson about something last night, then right in the middle of talking I got gonzo brain and could barely speak the rest of the night; I was left with this eerie feeling of awkwardness and didn't know what to do with my self.

by Kaine Destrahl November 18, 2021

Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity

Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!

by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022