Poo poo heavy

A saying to make small children angry

Me:You're a poo poo heavy.
Child: NO I'M NOT!!!!!

by Pluto508 May 4, 2018

Poo poo heavy

A phrase to make a child mad

Me: you're a poo poo heavy
Child: NO IM NOT!!!!!

by Pluto508 February 2, 2018

Fluffy Poo

Something people say when they feel excited:

"OMG, I feel so Fluffy Poo today! I'm going to the freaking zoo! LIT!"

by cittadelslang February 12, 2018

poo

shit

i poo

by guchi mane May 6, 2018

lightning poo

The act of pooping at such an alarming speed. It has the power of an atomic bomb.

Hey dad, I understand you had some "lightning poo" earilier this evening. So I brought some cleaning supplies.

by Mr. Blister January 11, 2017

poo trampoline

When one does a poo and doesn't want to make a splash one puts down some tissue paper to minimise embarrassment

'Hey man, I didn't hear you poo'

'Yeah man, I used a poo trampoline'

by Stegorubber January 19, 2017

poo hammock

When you need to poo and dont want people to hear so you place some toilet paper in the loo to dampen the drop.

I dont want my boyfriend to hear me pooing. Why dont you create a poo hammock to catch it.

by Zer0cha0s January 19, 2017