When an individual drinks a 40 of vodka, then while leaning on a kitchen counter passes out face first in the apple pie
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Taylor Pie happens when you watch The best Swift in the west Taylor Swift yes she hits you right in the heart but not the g spot god some ppl get seizures while listening to this one fine gal's music i wonder who mot me obvi
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by ieatskyepies February 18, 2024
The sexual act of when a grandmother (or any woman over the age of 70) penetrates you with a strap on filled with icing and when she deems it appropriate, she squirts the icing into whatever orifice she is penetrating.
"For this Thanksgiving I totally plan on running through a retirement home and getting Granny pied!"
"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"
"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
"Oh sick, what kind of icing?"
"That sweet sweet vanilla my broski!"
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