Shag Pants

Loose, baggy, and often old pants without buttons, zippers, or belt loops. They are worn to be easily taken off, or at least to allow easy fingering/hand jobs.

Babe, your mom is downstairs. Go put on some shag pants and let's "watch" a movie.

by sidewalks February 2, 2015

clown pants

When someone goes outside wearing ridiculously baggy pants. This is especially the case when they are red, but most importantly baggy and worn by an idiot. This look originates from the sugar-hoe-gang. If you come across one of these creatures, do not try to run away because he is probably on the track team and will catch you. The only course of action is to try to make a musically with him. This will deter him for long enough that you will be able to make an escape.

Corinne : "yo do you see that dude in them pants???"
Tasha: "Yeah, I think his name is edward, he is rockin some clown pants right now"
Corinne: "Ohhhh, that's what they are called, yeah... he does look like a clown."
Tasha: "clap along, if you feel like happiness is the truth"
Corinne: "word"

by Ian Benardo99 October 11, 2018

video-intro panting

Da loud wheezy-breathing sounds dat accompany da first few moments of impromptu-filmed motion-picture-camera footage, indicating dat da camera-man had to run fast and/or a considerable distance to reach da filming-location.

I love making home-movies of lovely nature-scenes and interesting civilization-based activities; da only problem with trying to capture such "reality-based" content is dat "time waits for no man", and so I often hafta "rush home to grab my camcorder" when I unexpectedly see a splendiferous scene unfolding in front of me, and so you will often hear a lengthy interval of video-intro panting when viewing da resulting taped footage on your TV afterwards.

by QuacksO February 9, 2021

Pants

Something that hides your dick. But it’s optional in the bed. 😏

James: hey man why aren’t you wearing pants.
Ben: because there a waste of time.

by TheWolf821 April 30, 2021

Sneaky pants

a word

Sneaky pants is a word

by notDaemon August 3, 2022

Just Wet Your Pants Girl

To do something, just go for it

“I want to dye my hair”
“Just wet your pants girl!”

by AmyRicks May 24, 2022

Crazy Pants

When all you do is drink your life away and call the cops on people. When you have nothing going on in your own life, so you make it your job to make others miserable. When all the alcohol goes to your head and makes you crazy.

Watch out for crazy pants, she'll call the cops on you for just breathing.

by BlazenKazen July 29, 2024