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Michael J Russell

Character from old Irish Folklore. Ranga. Similar attributes to Ronald McDonald. Equal to Ian Hawke possibly. Only Freo supporter in the state. Never fully clothed.
''Look at that Michael J Russell over there''
''HOLY CHEESE''
*Starts getting naked
by Nightfella0 May 6, 2024
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michael larrahondo

he is an above average thinker. Can be disrespectful at times when disobeying. He is fast but not fast enough. He could also be referred to as mickey mouse, known to make cringe tik toks when he was a little kid. Swears that he has a little black in him but in reality he actually doesn’t. He swears he’s an ass guy but is actually a boob guy. His favorite songs to make tik toks is white iverson. Known to moon fellow teammates. his ability to shoot basketball at a consistent rate is fucked
Michael larrahondo can’t shoot a basketball.
by rodcav November 23, 2021
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Michael

A sassy man who knows no bounds. A well educated white man who happens to act a bit gay but somehow has a girlfriend. Weirdly good at video games. Again very sassy. Is most likely a Taurus born on May 16. The closer to May 16th the sassier
Michael just told me too bad when i said my mother died, he's so sassy!
by gh0stquartz_ May 19, 2023
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Michael

Girl: Michael is dirty
by By Isaiah August 21, 2022
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Michael's Bedside Tables

Out of all bedside tables it is known that Michael's are the best. There is no contention on this subject. It is fact, written in the sands of time and reflected upon by the Elders of Bedsidetableland.
"Hey, I got some new bedside tables. Do you like them?"
"No. They are nothing compared to Michael's bedside tables."
by moochers April 16, 2019
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Michael Andrew Rudd

It's my turn to use the communal Michael Andrew Rudd
by Rat_The October 21, 2020
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Slick Michael special

The Slick Michael special is when you finger both the butthole and vagina at the same time using one hand. This was first seen with Michael “Slick Rick” of El Dorado Hills.
1: Yo did you give that bitch the Slick Michael special?

2: Fuck yeah. Licked ma fingers clean too.
by kstom February 5, 2024
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