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Michael

Michael is the most loving , caring , and overprotective person you could have . He brings so much joy into your life and just at the right time . He loves sports , he’s devoted to it , he loves video games and music .Michael didn’t have a great dad but he is a great man . He is so sweet and generous and sincere you would think this man is perfect. He is very open ! so when he is telling you how he feels listen cause if you don’t that’s it don’t expect him to open is heart to you again. Michael is the best friend you can ever have he loves to make you laugh he is a comedian. He will fight for you and be there for you when no one else will !! Michaela is so tender hearted and loving please don’t take his kindness for weakness you’ll regret losing him because you’ll miss him very much . Michael is the definition of loyal , faithful, and honest. He’s been hurt a lot but a Michael never gives up he’s strong and loves hard . He is not to be crossed he’ll knock you out as quick as you crossed him. If u meet a Michael keep him he’s a God sent man or true friend he’ll never judge you but will tell u the truth & he will never lead you the wrong way . If you hurt Michael shame on you .
Pray with Micheal don’t play with michael.
by elverdaderokk November 23, 2021
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Michael Colyn

The shittest human being to ever exist, procrastinates revising like sucking cock, hes shit at sport, plays xbox all day long and isnt even that good at it,fuck him.
by MiechMiech November 7, 2019
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michael hobbs

UGLY JERK A BITCH AND SOMEONE WHO WILL ALWAYS LIKE YOU AND IT'S SO ANNOYING HE IS A FUCKING BASTERD
by panda lover 616 February 13, 2018
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Michael Porter Mason

He who don’t miss when contested. He who can’t dribble. He who when cookin can’t miss. He who loves a mid-range fade. He is Michael Porter Mason
This guy Michael Porter Mason just beamed a 3 in my face smh
by Nascar Nate March 24, 2023
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michael mcclean

the definition of michael mcclean is the same as if your anal warts started popping blood
my michael mcclean just started happening to my assholes asshole
by Doggy_styledCoWBoY September 12, 2020
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Michael

Micheal is a term used to describe a man with a unusual large penis. Micheal's usally cheat and leave you with only unsatisfied sex desires, and depression. They also typically only think about themselves resulting in you getting hurt, in the short sence just stay away from Micheals.
"I am so in love with Michael!" Says kenzie, "woah their friend Michaels are only good for their big penises nothing else! Stay away from Micheals!" Says Lilly.
by Bigballswoman November 20, 2022
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The Michael Irvin

When one gets all all fours (hands and knees) in an aggressive manor (and possibly coked out of their mind) reassembly Michael Irvin on the side lines of the Miami vs. Cal game in October 2024. Google the image.
I told that slut Stacy to hit "The Michael Irvin" and proceed to deliver back shots that could be heard a zip code away.
by jhigity2.0 February 26, 2025
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