When someone named Bob comes over to your house to bang your hot wife and can’t maintain an erection and satisfy her or finish himself despite repeated attempts.
No boner Bob was quite disappointing. Watching Bob Ross would have been more pleasurable; at least it wasn’t Bob Koss.
by Kandlkiwi October 29, 2023
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Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.
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by Lillykins January 30, 2015
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by ajhgui1 August 11, 2012
Get the Boner Swag mug.I played basketball with some friends, so obviously, as usual, we all got raging boners. My girlfriend loves b-ball day because I'm DTF afterward.
by Villeville August 11, 2021
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by Greg the shellback November 14, 2023
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Get the Boner Revival mug.When a boner disappears really quickly because of a bee sting or any other shock to the body that makes a boner rapidly shrink.
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