Madison: Emma Watson is way cooler than Tom Cruise!
Colton: Are you kidding? He’s so reverse atslent!
Colton: Are you kidding? He’s so reverse atslent!
by Marty85 February 8, 2021
Get the Reverse Atslentmug. When you call the drunk person to have sex with them instead of them calling you when they are dunk. Involves you going to there place and getting it on.
by kickass123456789 October 20, 2010
Get the reverse booty callmug. The almighty, unbeatable comeback to the "no u" insult. Unbeatable. For maximum effect, have a physical copy of the "reverse card" in uno, but it is not required. You have to say it quickly after the "no u" insult, or death will be inevitable. Once you say the quote "reverse card" (and optionally hold up your physical reverse card), watch your opponent die in the most brutal way to exist.
You: ur mum gay lol
Idiot, stupid, ignorant, brainless, foolish, dull-witted, nincompoop person: no u
You, absolute giga-chad: Reverse card.
Idiot, stupid, ignorant, brainless, foolish, dull-witted, nincompoop person: but wh- (dies painfully and brutally)
Idiot, stupid, ignorant, brainless, foolish, dull-witted, nincompoop person: no u
You, absolute giga-chad: Reverse card.
Idiot, stupid, ignorant, brainless, foolish, dull-witted, nincompoop person: but wh- (dies painfully and brutally)
by GoldPotato February 18, 2022
Get the Reverse Cardmug. A sex position in which one person lays on their back covered in sprinkled sugar and cream, both partners then eat fried food while engaging in sexual intercourse.
My girlfriend and I did the Reverse Naked Chef last night and I'm still all kinds of full and sticky
by Hadrian's Kangaroo August 11, 2020
Get the Reverse Naked Chefmug. A female is sitting on the toilet as her male lover is exiting the shower that she had occupied only moments ago. She had a turtle head poking its unruly neck out due to the deep dicking she had received in the shower prior to this. As the male passes the female she gobbles down his penis in the heat of passion they were still clearly still in. This is something that is in general unplanned and considered highly taboo. However, the two people had in fact not only been in the act of the reverse blumpkin but, had done so accidentally. Hence the accidental reverse blumpkin. The two never spoke of it again. Both feeling ashamed of committing such a perverted act.
I bet they didn't see that accidental reverse blumpkin coming before they hopped in the shower like a couple of wild dogs in heat. Its ok, Jesus still loves them....
by madmike135 July 30, 2018
Get the accidental reverse blumpkinmug. A guy who doesn't believe he owes it to his superiors to kiss their asses or respect them, especially those who live hundreds or thousands of miles away. Also a guy who doesn't treat anybody like a subordinate or alienate them, no matter where they're from, he treats them like everybody else (whether its positive or negative). A guy who treats people as a friend until he finds out otherwise about them, but doesn't believe he owes anybody friendliness even if friendliness is what everyone else is doing.
The guy didn't have a career to speak of, mostly because he wasn't going to start kissing ass today if he wasn't doing it yesterday. He was a reverse Bolton.
by Solid Mantis January 30, 2020
Get the Reverse boltonmug. It's a perfect rainy, hot day for The Moistened Siberian Reverse Smokeout. That will ease my anxiety.
by JustinDA July 10, 2022
Get the The Moistened Siberian Reverse Smokeoutmug.