poo

Brown, sloppy stuff that comes out of your arse. Some poos have chewing gum in them and some have sweetcorn in.

There is a poo in the toilet!!

by eloise the unicorn February 11, 2015

poo-hickey

food that is disgusting to a two year old child

'green beans and broccoli are poo-hickey'

also used ironically, 'ice cream is poo-hickey'

by chazvestite June 24, 2025

poo hammock

When you need to poo and dont want people to hear so you place some toilet paper in the loo to dampen the drop.

I dont want my boyfriend to hear me pooing. Why dont you create a poo hammock to catch it.

by Zer0cha0s January 19, 2017

poo

the thing that falls out of your butt after taco bell or chipotle

Ahhhh poo

by KJFDKUHSAJN1J32886439584386509 May 11, 2020

Poo

SLANG FOR POO POOO

UR MOMMA FARTED SO HARD THE POOed HERSELF

by MY PP IS 3cm LONG (dm me 😉😜) October 23, 2022

padd poo

Jatin is called padd poo....

Somone- oye padd poo ither aa

by Carguy 0007 November 23, 2021

Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.

Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.

by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024