Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.
Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025
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Jen needed one more glass of wine so (she milked the grape cow).
How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.
How did you get another glass of wine Jamie I thought we were all out ? "By milking the grape cow" she said.
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"Ahh," she pants, her body quivering and twitching, milking his cock as much as she can. The heat of his release inside her body makes her come again. He stays inside her, unmoving, and it's almost impressive how full she feels. Orgasm over, she sags against the wall, panting heavily. "You... cruel man..." Though soft, he still hasn't pulled out yet. Knowing him, she knows it's not over yet. Sighing, she throws him a look over her shoulder. "If you want more, you're going to have to lead, alright?"
"Ahh," she pants, her body quivering and twitching, milking his cock as much as she can. The heat of his release inside her body makes her come again. He stays inside her, unmoving, and it's almost impressive how full she feels. Orgasm over, she sags against the wall, panting heavily. "You... cruel man..." Though soft, he still hasn't pulled out yet. Knowing him, she knows it's not over yet. Sighing, she throws him a look over her shoulder. "If you want more, you're going to have to lead, alright?"
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Milking is the act of getting information out of someone even if it is not true. They are all annoying flooding threads on fb groups that are stuck on repate = Milk Wives
Annoying house wives Angela, Lindsey, Lilith, Meranda, Lexi,Sara are defined as "Milk Wives." Who only uses people, to put out false information online about the people they hate online. In various facebook groups because they are all obsessive with nothing nothing nice to say.
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