april 17th

national rub logan whyte’s balls day

“hey logan let me cop a feel of them balls”
april 17th

by philmccrack69420 April 16, 2021

April 28

Do what your boyfriend tells you to do
It’s the law
Do it ladies.

Him: send me $700
Her: ok I will since it’s April 28

by Buttbubble April 27, 2020

Tuesday, April 2nd phenomenon

A peculiar occurrence where schoolgirls born in the early 21st century, who still wear school uniform on Tuesday April 2nd 2024 (the last Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan so far), will be unable to witness the next Tuesday, April 2nd to coincide with Ramadan until April 2nd, 2120 — which is beyond their maximum lifespans. This phenomenon highlights the absurdity of time and generational experiences, emphasizing the fleeting nature of significant moments in life and the irony of missed opportunities.

I can't believe it's already 2024! The Tuesday, April 2nd phenomenon means those schoolgirls in their uniforms won't see another Ramadan on Tuesday, April 2nd until 2120—talk about missing out on a rare moment!

by Emotional Cruiser October 25, 2025

April

April is literally the most friendly person ever. she will always make sure you feel included and welcomed. She has a very cute aesthetic. She is literally so smart it's crazy. Can make and take the bit. She will always make sure to get a good pic of her friends.

"man April is so sweet"

by garfieldfan222 April 3, 2024

April 13

Makeout with your bf/gf

“Let’s makeout cuz it’s April 13”

by Bf/Gf dayyy April 12, 2022

april 6th

april 6th is national give ur crush/gf/bf head day

on April 6th M and A will give each other head

by AB/M April 5, 2023

April 29th

April 29th Punch your friend day, so no matter what happens you have to punch one of your friends!

P1 - Do you know what day it is?

P2 - No?

P1 - *Punches* It’s national punch day? April the 29th!

P2 - You hurt me and does that mean I get to punch you back? *Punches*

P1 - Why did you punch me back I know it’s punch your friend day but why!?

April 29th Punch your friend day, so no matter what happens you have to punch one of your friends!

by IsaYaBoi April 28, 2022