Mass Firing

When a company fires 1 employee.
The workplace subsequently turns into the purge.

Jr Engineer: I heard one of the other engineers was fired last month.
Sr Engineer: First time surviving a mass firing?
Jr Engineer: Yea just glad I survived
Sr Engineer: You survived ... this round...

by Radiotrophic Gint November 29, 2023

trumpster fired

Styling your hair in such an awful way that it gets you fired from your job.

My co-worker got trumpster fired for coming into work today after partying all night White Snake.

by Hank1618 October 14, 2020

Fire Police

Generally a fire department elder who has retired from active firefighting and now performs traffic direction duties with now law enforcement training despite using the term police in the name. Commonly also a position for the department touchdown, and the middle aged members who talk about the hell years and fighting the big one despite never having fought fire.

Dude put that joint down there’s police ahead. Nah bro we’re good it’s fire police it’s like the Paul Blart of fireman.

by Johnny Taco October 17, 2020

Cajun Fire

When you have to poop after eating Popeyes

She wanted a Cleveland steamer but I gave her a Cajun fire

by yellowoman November 10, 2019

Wings of Fire logic

Character in Wings of Fire: *dies horribly or gets brutally mutilated*
Tui T. Sutherland: "Recommended ages 8-12!"

Wings of Fire logic is weird.

by Doors. October 26, 2022

Dry Fire About

To do a specific action aka Dry fire a firearm about what ever problem occurs

Idk man have you tried dry fire about it.

by Ar10jeebus June 11, 2024

fire alarm sex

Pumping to the rhythm of a fire alarm.

We had rockin’ fire alarm sex when the school was burning down.

by Daddydurabledildo January 1, 2024