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ryan distance effect

The ryan distance effect occurs when, over a lengthy period of time, his dickhead levels begin to increase until it is intolerable. This effect normally occurs within the holidays or even over the weekends depending on his current dickhead levels. This is a very unusual case in which only ryan currently possesses. Scientists have yet to explain why there are a lot of mysterious outcomes of this effect.

There is also another view on this effect
if we take a look at ryan's ego on this graph shown in x=1 you can see it reaches infinity in the y-axis
-Professor Aaron Zou
The ryan distance effect is strong in this one
by lelkalkeawdaw September 26, 2014
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The Morgan Freeman Effect

The effect where, when reading a passage of text, the internal monologue is in Morgan Freeman's voice rather than your own.
"When I read the Ten Commandments, I totally get the Morgan Freeman Effect."
by anaphase January 9, 2015
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Toe Stub Effect

A minor singe of pain that causes any emotional build up to be released in the form (s) of pshychotic breakdown, passionate rage or uncontrollable tears
(Janice bumps her head on the break room cabinet)

Employee #1: Why is Janice screaming about her boyfriend?

Employee #2: Dude, its the toe stub effect.

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Everything seems fine. You stub your toe. All hell breaks loose.
by Carli&Mike November 14, 2013
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Clark Kent Effect

The idea that recognizably is primarily determined by hair, glasses and clothing.
After all these years I didn't even recognize you. Must be the Clark Kent Effect.
by Cede Sioux November 7, 2018
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Ahmed Ali Effect

When you're acting retarded and you know you're acting retarded but you don't do anything about it, it is called the ahmed ali effect.
Yo i think my man had the ahmed ali effect
by SodaaGroup May 21, 2019
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The 12:01 Effect

The feeling of confusion after new years has already come and you have twenty people in your house just standing there because all the excitement is over with.
Party host: Well everyone the 12:01 effect has set in so get the fuck out of my house.
by Thetruther123 January 2, 2012
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The Urban Dictionary Effect

An effect seen on Urban Dictionary, when the top 'Word of the Day" has more thumbs down than thumbs up. Typically caused by a troll's lack of understanding of a term, or hatred for the fact his term was not a Word of the Day.
"Wow! Farting at a Fan is a top word!

*Thumb down*

"Woah, this feels like The Urban Dictionary Effect.
by iamirontits November 8, 2011
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