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Tommy Bear (Tah me- B air )

Internet celebrity also known as "Chan whore" "Chat Rat" "Troll Killer" And Tommy Bear Jr. He is popular on sites such as myspace, FunnyJunk, Facebook, And 4chan. Tommy Bear has loyal fans who worship his every move and haters also known as "Oldfags" Who want him dead. Rumor has it that hackers have attacked TommyBear but have had no effect.

There has been an ongoing war over this meme. Some call him a "Guru" And other call him "deadfag" When it boils down to it, He's a 20 yr old with a loyal following who will do anything to support him. They have even started a fan club on facebook known as the Tommy Bear Fan Club (Obvious enough)
"Tommy Bear (Tah me- B air )"

1. Tommy Bear is the biggest troll killer known to man.

2. You sir are a guru!

3. We love Tommy Bear.

4. Secretly your girlfriend wants him.
by Loyal Tommy Bear Fans October 15, 2009
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if you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood

used when a person provokes others but can't bear when they react, the teaser doesn't like and try to escape
John : You're so stupid Don
Don: I'm not as stupid as your sister
John : don't talk about my sister
Don: If you can't bear the fire, don't place the wood.
by dulce br June 24, 2009
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photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves

person 1: "u photoshopped a grizzly bear with boxing gloves at school?!?!??"

person 2:"yes...and i got a detention for doing it!"

person1: "That means you wanna have 3 some elephant sex!"
by fluffybunnies!! January 18, 2009
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Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.
by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009
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all your bear share are belong to us

When you do not have enough money to use bear share so you steal other peoples bear share accounts to download a cd.
I wasted all my money on that stupid first month of bear share, now all your bear share are belong to us.
by foxybrown August 22, 2007
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come down my ends you get bear shanked

this is a complex road man phrase only to be use when you are going on level 30 road man

come down my ends means if you come to my area

and you get bear shanked means if you go their they will stab you
hard man levl 24: you wan'na fight bruv

road man levl 30: come down my ends you get bear shanked
by road man cory October 11, 2018
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fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!

A phase I just added to prove that any content can be added to urbandictionary.com, a 'user generated content' "dictionary.
I wonder if I add 'fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!' to urbandctionary if it would get published for the world to see...
by BlueCollarLLC January 25, 2017
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