Sam

A ping pong boy ( table tennis, if you’re trying to impress him). He starts his days with mushroom coffee, Wim Hof breathing, and cold showers. Crazy, you may ask? Sam typically has severe ADHD and cannot stop speaking. Most Sam’s are below 5’8 and have very fat lips used for eating large amounts of food however, this may result in explosive diarrhea up to 10 times a day. Although his sexuality is unclear he is very funny.

Girl 1: Hey did you see how handsome James was
Girl 2: yeah omg
Sam: Yeahh ommg girl he’s soo hot

by Juliaeosepau August 16, 2022

Sam

Firstly not only a guys name.
The best person you will meet, will never judge and is very attentive.
She or he will be your life partner in many ways and will leave an impression on you so dont lose this person or they'll get snatched up by someone else and you'll probably get depressed.
Also hella freaky 😈

Oh my God I miss SAM.
Life is miserable without SAM to talk to

WOOOOOOOOW!! NEVER EXPERIENCED THAT KINDA FREAK IN BED 😝

by Sophielala November 22, 2021

sam schon

Dirtstar

Sam schon “ate” your dirt star

by Lil steez October 26, 2017

Sam

An amazingly smart basic bitch who is can be a bit grumpy at times but that’s usually when she’s PMS’ing or on her period but a jar of Nutella can fix that. But in other terms she’s actually a kind-hearted person who can make Social Studies or any other boring class fun. She’s beautiful and if you mess with her, you’re sure to be dragged into a world full of hurt and literal Hell. She makes a good sister.

Sam: Where the fuck is my Starbucks?!
Lyla: Are you on your period?
Sam: Yea. And my mother forget my Nutella!
Lyla: Uhh...Would Panera fix that?
Sam: NO! I want my Nutella damn it!
Lyla: Ok, ok.

by ThisGamingWorld May 20, 2018