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hoers de herps

stinky breathed horse rider. someone that backstabs you from the front & back. that person is a two faced hypocritical BITCH. he/she also puts her paws on your spouse. thinks he/she is mad cute,nigga AINT
eleanor was a hoers de herps so everyone hated her. unforunately drew fell for her becuse of her fake cute act
by mizzcha February 19, 2011
mugGet the hoers de herpsmug.

Des

Des,

She’s a sweetheart but a crackhead 99% of the time. You’ll hear her sksksk -big her way around town because she is totally a visco girl. She a freak in the sheets but a lady in the streets with her hair tied up. I wish she gay gay so I could date her.
Damn Des, please date me.
by Ashm210 September 10, 2019
mugGet the Desmug.

Alan Zetina Montes De oca

The literal definition of a cute ass guy. You should keep him for all your life! You won't regret it. He is the type that plays fnf literally every single day. He blushes around you if you known him for a year. He also has a very small penis but just wait till it grows up. He is very dirty minded. He gets crushes easily so you have a chance to date him! Alan is smart, kind, funny, dirty minded, gamer, energetic, and is very loyal if your his friend, best friend, or even your bff! Overall he seems to be the most attractive.
???: That's my boyfriend Alan Zetina Montes De oca!
!!!: Wow he is so handsome😳
???: I know right?! Hes so attractive 😍😍😍😍
by simp:D November 9, 2021
mugGet the Alan Zetina Montes De ocamug.

la princesse de cleves

a french book that is really really boring do not read it but french students all know what i’m talking about
oh god i don’t want to read la princesse de cleves its so boring
by mrg.xxx November 22, 2021
mugGet the la princesse de clevesmug.

Hangover de Mayo

The event that happens after Cinco de Drinko parties or Drinko de Mayo events.
Basically, the 6th of May has a horrible hangover due to a Mexican/Chicano holiday where you drink Margaritas and Alchol in celebration of a Miracle at the city of Puebla, Mexico where some Mexican Thug Peasants kicked the asses of some Frilly French Dudes.
"Hey Juanita, you coming to work tomorrow?"
"Nah, Lucita and I have horrible headaches from Cinco de Mayo."
"Ah, Hangover de Mayo. Later."
by YourAsianAdvisor October 20, 2012
mugGet the Hangover de Mayomug.

profa de tic

Profa de tic is my mommy. She’s known for giving 2 to adi bc he doesn’t know sistemul de operare windows.
She’s also known for having threesomes with andrei and stefan popa.
She also has a big booty that she shackes when we save a file on sistemul de operatie windows.
Profa de tic is eaten from cum everyday
Hey can i suck your toes?
no, im profa de tic sexual
by emma.wqtson November 25, 2021
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