Michael bortolussi is a type of sexual toy inserted anally. It’s used primarily on a sex swing between a lesbian couple. It’s similar to a so called “strap on”
by Michael bortolussi lover 99 December 17, 2024

by DonteatmushroomsILK July 13, 2022

by anonymous June 7, 2023

A senile old man, who roots for the bad guys in the movies (because they might have had a bad day). Michael loves watches and tends to create his own words. He loves to aggreivate his wife and loves peaches. He also loves starting the lawn mower at 8 in the morning just to wake people up.
by Stonecrusher98 December 31, 2020

A name derived from two Latin words- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” the ancient term for “text back”. Put together the name Michael means “mfer who never texts back”
by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025

This is another name for Xana. The definition of Xana is a name given to a really cool person that typically resembles Michael Cera. They usually love the LEGO Movie and love to Morgan Freeman.
by Poopy789 December 11, 2020

Heather "damn dude that Michael is fucking huge, its going to fuck me up."
Amanda "nice"
Heather " I know right?"
Amanda "nice"
Heather " I know right?"
by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 5, 2021
