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Michael bortolussi

Michael bortolussi is a type of sexual toy inserted anally. It’s used primarily on a sex swing between a lesbian couple. It’s similar to a so called “strap on”
Hey baby are we gonna use the Michael bortolussi tonight?
by Michael bortolussi lover 99 December 17, 2024
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Michael Abuse

This is abuse against Michaels and is highly discriminative
by DonteatmushroomsILK July 13, 2022
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Jackson Michael Bluestone

Jackson Michael Bluestone- OH MY GOD MY HOSUE IS BURNIGN DOWN HOLY SHIT
by anonymous June 7, 2023
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Michael Bowers

A senile old man, who roots for the bad guys in the movies (because they might have had a bad day). Michael loves watches and tends to create his own words. He loves to aggreivate his wife and loves peaches. He also loves starting the lawn mower at 8 in the morning just to wake people up.
Wow! Look at all those christmas lights! He must be Michael Bowers.
by Stonecrusher98 December 31, 2020
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Michael

A name derived from two Latin words- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” the ancient term for “text back”. Put together the name Michael means “mfer who never texts back”
Good luck getting Michael to text you back, that dude invented ghosting
by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025
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Michael Cera

This is another name for Xana. The definition of Xana is a name given to a really cool person that typically resembles Michael Cera. They usually love the LEGO Movie and love to Morgan Freeman.
Person 1: Is that Michael Cera?
Person 2: Don’t you mean Xana?
by Poopy789 December 11, 2020
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Michael

Heather "damn dude that Michael is fucking huge, its going to fuck me up."
Amanda "nice"
Heather " I know right?"
by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 5, 2021
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