Josh Take

A statement, most likely made by an individual named Josh, that is so baffling and generally unaccepted to the point where arguing it confuses both arguers of the debate.

Josh: *Says a typical take that makes no sense*
Sevy: "Yeah, that's definitely a Josh Take"

by vSevy January 5, 2021

Dumpsterfire Take

When an opinion is assumed to be a "hot take", but it's controversial because it's simply garbage and belongs in the trash.

Person 1: "Hot take; people working fast food shouldn't be paid a living wage."
Person 2: "Nah bro, that right there is what we call a Dumpsterfire Take. GTFO."

by AmalgamationDoll November 20, 2021

<.7.9.7.6.>You DO What It Takes<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>You DO What It Takes<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>You DO What It Takes<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>It Will Take I, ANgel JOse RObles, $36 Dollars USD To Change My Name<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It Will Take I, ANgel JOse RObles, $36 Dollars USD To Change My Name<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It Will Take I, ANgel JOse RObles, $36 Dollars USD To Change My Name<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

i need to take a dev

i needa take a shit

bro i need to take a dev

by opiumnav September 12, 2022

Take a Jeep Ride

To go off-roading while receiving a handjob, using the bumps on the road to create the hand motion

Hey, you wanna take a Jeep ride? Just make sure to bring an extra pair of pants, in case things get sticky

by ByGeorge April 29, 2021

Take a Kayla

Drop a large deuce! To take a s***

I had to take a dump.

Did you see bill take a kayla!
Means to take a doo doo

by Takeadoodoo September 22, 2017