Potato

A name for a person who you love

Best friend:what am I to you?
Girl:you're my potato!

by Redpineapple September 10, 2020

Potato

A soldier who is absolutely useless. When a potato gets too old to be used. Green on the outside and bloody lazy.

Holy crap that soldier is a potato. He’s done nothing all day.

by PTE HAED March 27, 2019

Potato

potato

i like potato

by Astoofo March 28, 2022

Potato

1. A pointless vegetable that is honestly just there.

2. An unsuspecting, yet very dangerous sexual weapon if used correctly.

"Don't trust that man with a potato in a dark alley!"

by Davikins July 19, 2013

Potato Skin

The interior part of the skin in an uncircumcised penis

“I sucked on Brads potato skin all day”

by sheerfreak June 21, 2020

Snakes in a Potato

A phrase describing a feeling of great revelation.

Snakes in a Potato!! How did that get there?

by SambucaSally May 28, 2022

Potato

A carnivorous animal that secretly kills humans

Oh look a killer potato - A random person

by shadow2329382938 June 25, 2022