irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.

Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!

by billdur79 August 20, 2023

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Top Kin

Your top kin or number one kin is the character you kin the most out of all the characters you kin.

Person #1: Okay I already asked you who you kin from MHA, but who's your overall Top Kin?
Person #2: My number one kin? ....Probably Dazai Osamu from Bungo Stray Dogs

Person #1: .....A-are you okay?

by PuffBallsUnited123 March 15, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 11, 2025

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Ball up top like in basketball when you check the ball at the top of the key to reset play. Represents a moment to pause and reset, like hitting the reset button in life. It's when you take a step back to reassess and refocus before moving forward.

Jake and his girl keep arguing. Ball up top. He takes a step back, cools off, figures out what’s real, then comes back smooth and locked in.

by checkball March 9, 2025

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top zozl

The level of funniness between top kek and lmao.
lmao<top zozl< top kek

bro 1: Look at this shitpost status meme bro
bro 2: top zozl

by jojojorisjhjosef December 4, 2020

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Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.

Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross

by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013

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