married to my work

When your new flatmate says they are married to their work after you ask if they have a boyfriend or girlfriend, but they are actually just reaaaallllyyy gayyyyyyy. Also, they definitely saw you lick your lips after they said they don't have a girlfriend, so now would be the time to change the subject.

Person 1: "You don't have a girlfriend, then?"
Person 2: "Girlfriend. No. Not really my area."
Person 1: *stares* "Oh really." *pause* "Do you have a boyfriend?"
Person 2: *head turns slowly towards P1*

Person 1: "Which is fine by the way-"
P2: "I know it's fine."
P1: *small smile* "So, you've got a boyfriend?-"
P2: "No."
P1: "Alright. Ok." *licks lips* "You're unattached just like me... fine. Good."
-long pause-
P2: * looks down and back up* "(Insert name of P1), um. I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I'm flattered by your interest-"
P1: *shakes head, in distress* "No... No."
P2: "I'm really not looking for anything"
P1: *still shaking head* "I'm not... asking- no."

P2: *looks confused*
P1: "I'm just saying: it's all fine."
P2: "Good. Thank you."
P1: *eyes wide, probably internally thinking 'shit shit shit'*

by Mae Ellis May 3, 2021

Shitting on my game

(v) When a friend or another male interferes with your interaction with an girl. Usually by bringing the attention to himself by boasting or other means. Frequently occurs when the other male is jealous of your progress; an extremely douchey form of cockblock

John: So I finished that book you were telling me about

Linda: Yeah, isn't it great?

*Jack Enters*

Jack: Oh that book! You know that I actually worked with the author on a short story!

*Linda diverts attention to Jack*

Linda: Oh? What is he like?

John: Stop shitting on my game, Jack

by Kugelblitz November 16, 2012

Gurgle my Nurgle

meaning to gurgle (Gargle) ones nargles (testicles). Often used as an insult to intone immaturity in the user as well as the insultee.

John: yo bitch grab me that soda pop
Joe: Fuck you bitch, gurgle my nurgles.

Rodney: Yo, this chic was a total 10 last night!
Lewis: Oh ya?
Rodney: Yeah! but she didn't gurgle my nurgles! :(

by GurgleMYnurglesBIATCH December 14, 2012

check my taint

a good phrase to use when someone pisses you off, gets a few laughs and leaves people wondering what the fuck you just said.. equivalent to saying suck my dick or suck my clit but who doesn't like to check someones else's taint right?

"hey man sorry about taking your girl, bro check my taint your a douchebag"

by CondorGiftard January 30, 2012

Double my ballsack

When someone is manhandling your balls by sensuously licking and massaging at the same time

One time at band camp I had this girl double my ballsack.

Your mom just got done doubling my ballsack!

This guy on ebay just told me "Double my bawlsack homo" gross!

by thatsme67 February 14, 2012

wash my camaro

To masturbate

The girl from next door told me how much she likes my new car. I have to go wash my Camaro now.

by jay ma August 22, 2011

String my Racket

The act of running ones tongue back and forth on the perineum(taint) from the bottom of the vagina to the anus.

"Rob couldn't make up his mind if he wanted to eat my pussy or give me a rim job and decided to string my racket."

by Lustre King September 9, 2011